u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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