You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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