question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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