You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
