why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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