my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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