Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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