why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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