Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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