Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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