I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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