I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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