i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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