at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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