i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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