Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize