last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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