i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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