he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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