I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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