My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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