Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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