i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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