hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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