Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
