I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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