Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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