My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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