Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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