question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
They are going to name an STD after you.
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