Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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