before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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