this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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