apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Randomize
