Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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