I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Sorry about my life...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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