Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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