you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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