I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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