hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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