Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he was CRYING into my vagina
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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