I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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