just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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