do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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