If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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