never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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