just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
