That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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