Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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