How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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