Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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