that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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