Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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