Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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