My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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