he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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