I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We are two peas in an std pod
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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