He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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